First Where's the Milk breakfast in a while.

I suggested a breakfast outing to both Plum and Toastboy. Plum accepted the offer with excitement, Toastboy came out with some weak excuse about doing housework on Sunday morning!!!!

The aforementioned Sunday morning was a beautiful, cracking and lovely day with many’s a suntrap. We arrived at Inverness in fine mood and there was no queue at the Tesco café.

Neither of us had been there in some time. Plum is on a strict diet and under no circumstances is he to have fried foods. I left him looking for All-Bran whilst I started selecting food. The chap serving filled me with confidence, he was British so no communication problems and he seemed quite competent. There was a full selection of breakfast goodies. I had sausage, egg, bacon, beans, tattie scone and black pudding. All the while the chap was calling me “sir”, respect. Plum joined me in the queue “2 sausages, hash browns …” the All-Bran was forgotten about.

We sailed up to the checkout however Plum had completely forgot how to get tea. He grabbed a saucer and shoved it unsurely under the hot chocolate machine. I helpfully pointed to the teapots, teabags and hot water machine.

We sat in our own little fenced off area next to the big window, this afforded us good views of ladies strolling past who were dressed appropriately for the smashing weather. The breakfast was good by Tesco standards, we both polished it off and never had one single complaint…. Well my tattie scone wasn’t great and Plum got charged twice for tea (which of course the master Scrooge immediately spotted and sorted out… did they not know who they were dealing with)

Best Tesco breakfast experience in a long time.