Tesco Dingwall June 2008

As expected Tesco still haven't worked out how to serve a good breakfast. It was the usual case of... "bloody hell! customers!!!". When I asked for toast the bread was flung in the toaster and forgotten about, eventually being given to the next person who asked for toast. But she wanted white toast and I then explained that was my toast but she didnt understand because she was a stupid old bag!!! I grabbed for the toast explaining, "It's MY toast"... "MY TOAST!!!".

Eventually I was seated with the following breakfast:

1. Two rashers of under-cooked barely warm bacon.
2. A big blob of congealing beans.
3. Warmish hash brown.
4. Flaccid Tattie Scone.
5. Soggy bloody brown toast.

I was going to have a couple of bangers but they looked so cheap and disgusting I passed, and lets not even discuss the state of the Lorne sausage!

I almost forgot to mention the Tea... first off there were no teacups of course. The teabag was the cheapest possible and the finished article was weak as weak can be... disgusting.

But I was hungry and scoffed the lot.