October Breakfast Update
Given the woeful lack of updates on this alter of breakfast worship and the current standard of British television on a Monday morning (Jeremy Kyle, Trisha Goddard and for those 'blessed' by the digital age - Rockford Files on ITV3) I have been forced to submit this update for regular readership of one and a half:
Yesterday being of a bored disposition and the fact that I needed a pint of milk I made my way to the local Wetherspoon for their 'Scottish Breakfast'. This sets you back a reasonable £3.68 including a mug of tea. The plate is lorne sausage, black pudding, fried egg, plenty of bacon, tattie scone. For those thrillseekers® who want the heart busting version there is a Scottish Farmhouse alternative which delivers double the quantity at just over £5 including tea and toast.
The black pudding was tops as was the fried egg and bacon. Crispy bacon - tasty! The lorne was a bit flaccid and might have been better but I reckon it was on the flame too long.
posted by The Ayatollah Of RocknRolla @ 10:47 am
5 Comments:
I was delighted to see your October Update,and that you appeared satisfied with the quality of the repast.
A pity about the lorne sausage, but this product has always had the hit or miss factor,with a large variation from pink and flaccid,as you experienced, to dark brown and as tough as a small ceramic tile. This appears to be a universal problem,which really needs to be addressed.
I look forward to hearing about your breakfast experiences in the future.
I have suffered badly from the ceramic tile syndrome when it comes to the potentially delightful Lorne sausage, all too often "these days" it is overcooked.
I was designed to be fried in lard.
This story started off about milk but ended up about a breakfast!
What happened to the milk? Your readers want to know. I'm sure other people agree.
My dear fellow, I swapped my general groceries head for my breakfast head and subsequently forgot all about the milk. Twas later when I put my thinking head on that I recoiled with horrot at my shopping error however Aunt Sally (long and tall) put things right with some love puppet action
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