Breakfast "Surprise"

The day got off to a good start,Milk and Toast had just had a rant about pregnant woman and maternity leave.

We arrived at the booty, but it got off to a rather bad start for Milk, when a disgruntled seller curtailed an exuberant Milk by slamming down a load of blue carpet tiles on top of a box of LP's which Milk was about to browse through.

" I am not selling until I have set up she growled" or words to that effect.

Milk came over to me and said" Did you hear that" f...ing.............

After quarter of an hour of browsing through a rather disappointing Bootsale.I bumped into Toast and passed the time of day with him, he was also finding his book buying disappointing and marred by inflated pricing, the days of the 25p books are few and far between.

We all met up and gradually slipped away back to the car, after a quick discussion regarding food intake, Milk said you two obviously want a Morrison's breakfast, I will just have a cup of tea.

In Morrisons Toast ordered a "flying Start" and I ordered a "flying Scotsman" now come to think about it I am not sure if that is what the are called, but I am sure Toast will correct me.

We sat at the table and the placing of the numerical identification lables
(1 to 3) seemed to cause a bit of a problem, I was 1 and Toast was 2, ahh Milk was 3, What did he order?

Soon the waiting was over, our breakfasts arrived, Toast received his manly "flying Start" and I received my hairy arsed "flying Scotsman" and Milk got his, yes wait for it " A Toasted Tea Cake"

Toastboy couldn't resist slagging off this purchase, but half way through the breakfast, I think he was secretly envious of the now rather appetizing looking toasted product, " Mmmmm is that cinnamon I am smelling" he asked

No, said Milk, Oh but it looks fruity, said Toastboy and that's bits of fruit in it, he should know him being a Toast connoisseur and all.

The breakfast was excellent, even Toastboy was delighted with the porkiness of his sausages, I am sure he said that they should not be called sausages but "Porkies"

Milk went to collect his carpark refund, I was close by and noticed that it did not go smoothly, a bit of confusion regarding till slips and numbers, Milk frantically going through his pockets, the contents falling on the floor, before finally producing the required evidence.

Shopping went very well, I went into purchase a hot water bottle, and came out with three, I could not resist the buy two get one free offer.
Toastboy went into browse, and came out with a laptop computer. He sat in the back of the car clinging to it, a price possession which took more than two years to finally purchase. I wish him good computing, and hours of surfing.

all in all a very good morning, and most enjoyable