Calling Tea Addict
Dear Mr. Tea Addict (AKA Mr. Ben), please get your bloody act together ducky and find your login details. It is imperative that you review some Mingletoon fried breakfasts in this very blog. I will be writing about your disgraceful absence to my MSP and to the editor of the informative Daily Racket!
posted by Toastboy @ 4:50 pm
5 Comments:
Tea Addict is nothing but a wanton layabout more interested in art pamphlets and greasing his palm with vaseline!
But he more than tickles my fancy (lashes flutter)
I'll flutter yer lashes ya tert!
P.S I only dress lek 'is to please ma man.
That teapoot is a big Poof
Cedric! Did yoo call wor lass a puff?!?
The homoerotic overtones of the teapot has not been missed on this wiley old fox. Please send me full details as to where I can liven up my tea-parties at the Blue Oyster Club
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