Triumph for Tesco?!?
Milk arrived early and surprised poor Toast who was sent into a must-get-ready-now-frenzy! Soon they were motoring at high speed to pick up Plum-T who quite frankly was in need of a jump-start, he was quite subdued but soon picked up at the thought of boot-bargains and breakfast. The boot proved to be rather dull and damp, there was nothing there to interest Toast, and I think Plums Travelon 2000 was quite empty, Milk managed to pick up a few vinyl albums at fifty pee a piece, three Mike Oldfield and some African Tribal bleatings. Then to Tesco's we did fly, Toast was hungry and praying that the breakfast would be edible. As we picked up our trays Milk nearly floored Plum and Toast with the announcement that breakfast was to be on him!!! I went for : two sausage, bacon, egg, beans, tattie scone and tea, the ordering went smoothly and we were soon all tucking in to.... a damn fine breakfast! The sausages were firm and tasty, the bacon properly cooked, the egg was excellent, beans warm and the tattie scone done to perfection! Even the tea has flavour! I did wonder if it tasted so good because it was free but Milk assured me that his was good and he had paid for the lot! All in all a most memorable and enjoyable day.
Points worthy of note...
The two fools on the Tandem that wanted to take up the entire highway.
Why was Milks car veering to the left?
Plum-T's hair was quite bouffant but not at it's usual height - He never wears a hat and almost fainted when Milk revealed how much he had just paid for a new one.
Toast became a bit flustered at the chaos of the breakfast table.
posted by Toastboy @ 6:20 pm
2 Comments:
I am writing this in the third person,or am I,or am I one and the same person. Who knows???
I agree the breakfast was first class,a great treat,and very kind of Milk.
The whole morning experience was most enjoyable.
Toasts acrobatic and novel tea pouring technique was a joy to behold.
Toast's comments regarding my bouffont hairstyle,is now making me self conscious, I thought my efforts to conceal my balding pate were going unnoticed, and the ultra hair enhancing and volumising product was working wonders.
I may have to rethink,but I fear a pricey new hat would not rest easy on my head.
Milk and Toast decided to purchase shirts in Tescos, for work, but Milk was dissapointed as his size was not available,not only shirts its everything,never in my size he complained bitterly.
Toasts shirt buying experience was also marred by the fact that he had no idea of his neck size,which when buying a shirt is most essential.
When I pointed this out to him,he replied, what ever happened to the Small, Medium and Large measuring system.
Needless to say they were both unsuccessful, and no shirts were purchased, but Milk came out with a Laundry basket.
Why did Toast write it in a bizarre third person-ish stylee Milk wondered.
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