Saturday shopping
Toastboy and I found ourselves in Inverness on a Saturday morning. Toasts mood couldn't be described as chirpy, cheery or happy go lucky. I have seen this before and knew the solution to the problem. Food. As we entered the Eastgate Shopping Emporium of Shit I heard "Do you fancy a Flying Start from Morrisons?". Of course I did. Finding our way from the lingerie section of Debenhams to Morrisons proved difficult. Toast may have known the way but I poo-poohed his suggestion of using the stairs.
There was a bit of running back and fore to menus before sitting down. It has just struck me that I presumed that Toast was going to pay for the brekkers! Oh well. The breakfast was just what the doctor ordered. I had no complaints about anything! Errr, this is a bit of pointless post, nothing to complain about. We should have gone to Tesco's disgusting cafe with it's terrible service and luke warm food.
posted by Milk @ 7:07 pm
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Getting to Morrisons was a bit of a mini-nightmare, a bit like the Father Ted Lingerie episode.
The brekkers was rather good and I managed not to ruin it with salt this time. But there were a few problems that Morrisons realy need to get sorted. Once again the tray was slighly fousty. I had to reject 5 forks and two knives due to further foustiness. There was no pepper-pot at our table. Worst of all, having paid extra for a round of toast I did expect it to be buttered properly. I think the waitress service could be improved if they did not employ men in the role. A nice fry-up served by an attractive lady would have been an added bonus.
...Yes and perhaps the waitress's uniform could fall off and reveal that she was wearing stockings, sussies and a basque! The breakfast would then be consumed in seconds via the magic of a speeded up sequence and the breakfasteers could be perhaps chased out of the building by said waitress and a scantily clad police woman or two? I suggest an amusing soundtrack featuring a saxophone. ***NOTE*** The whole chase scene should be in supa-fast motion and the actresses should have huge baps. ***End of NOTE***
Benny - may I suggest that the chased victim wears a hat at a jaunty angle and regularly blinks his eyes coupled with a simpleton grin?
It's frothy man!
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