Welcome to Cereal.
I'd like to extend a warm welcome to the latest recruit to this blog. We expect to see some comments and a breakfast review from this cheeky wee chappie before too long. Hey Ho Let's Go! Or whatever it is you young chaps say these days.
posted by Toastboy @ 4:20 pm
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Mr Cereal was talking to me at work this week and described what his first blog was to be about. I really must complain. There is no sign of it. I demand my subscription back from Where's the Milk!!!!
That young scamp Cerial is too busy tagging and break-dancing to blog. He's totally hep to the jive.
That tricky little B-Boy. I saw him leaving work with a ghetto blaster and a roll of lino! Mr Wiggles is his hero. http://www.mrwiggles.biz/about_mr_wiggles.htm
See in the picture that goes with this post? How is the coco-pops monkey holding the bowl up? With his boner?
Would that be a reason for the oft used phrase "spanking one's monkey"?
Warning: By All Means Try The Art Of Simian Abuse At Home But Make Sure You Have Your Bedroom Door Locked Or Obstructed In Case Your Mother Comes In While You Are Listening To Hawkwind's Brainstorm With Headphones On, Clutching 15 Sheets Of Shit Tickets At The Ready,Obliviously Indulging In Some Bug-eyed Imaginary Love Action In Front Of A Picture Of A Scantily Clad Lady..............
This blog (or should I say bog) has succumbed to the evils of toilet humour. No doubt if I was to use the word "bum" that would be considered hilarious!
Och aye... bum hahahaha. Och willy heheheehee, aye tits hawhawhaw.... wait for it... JOBBY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ETC...
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