sTraNge goinGs on...

Twas an interesting boot/breakfast. The Boot was shite, I nearly bought a book but... didn't.

The breakfast was edible although I had a disgusting plum-tomato on my plate. The "set" breakfast stated that lorne sausage would be served and there would be a choice of toast or fried bread. This "contract" was broken as there was no Lorne sausage or ... TOAST!!! Milk complained that he was not allowed a replacement item for the plum-tomato that he refused. Plum Tomato counted his items to find the full quota of 8! A hash brown had somehow found it's way on to his (and milks) plate! I stuck a tea-stirring thingy into my uneaten plum-tomato as a protest. Milk and Plum were in awe of me and wished they had the guts to stand up for themselves in this way.

Shopping - Milk bought a magazine! YES!!! Bought and paid for a magazine!!! I nearly fainted, I was so overcome that I did not part with any cash for once. But even more craziness was to follow.... Plum Tomato parted with over 30 quid! He did get a great bargain - 160 GIG external H-Drive - but even so I have still not fully recovered from the shock.