Sunday Highlight
Milk and Toastboy arrived on cue on Sunday morning, Milk greeted me with "goodmorning Rashheed" which I found very amusing.(This was a reference to a rash I had on my heed some weeks ago)
An uneventful journey, a sparse booty, the trades fortnight is playing havoc, and a very poor breakfast affair, we were having a whale of a time.
A highlight for me,was when I decided to go to Argos for their new Autumn Winter catalogue,I found it was called "The Big One"so I tested the weight and did not fancy lugging this about in my usual under arm fashion,so I decided to take advantage of the carrier bags provided,
I went to pull a bag off the hook,but about two dozen came off with it,so I was busy placing the bags back on ,when I was approached by a nice young lady with a french accent"Pleeze may I take one of ziss boeks" I replied "please help yourself " I could see her struggling so I offered her my big one and placed it in a bag, She "Thankedme veery mich"
She then left for the exit,and I followed close behind,when she turned round and exclaimed "Ohhh I sot you wirked eer" I replied Think nothing of it and "Au revoir mon petite ami fraincais"
As she trotted off to an awaiting car,I walked away with a feeling of contentment,that I was able to assist Madame francais and keep anglo french relations live and well.
The episode of the three wise men,with the Gold,Contraceptive and dogend, was very funny,
Milk's gold coin was dismissed, not impossible,but improbable, end off.
My Dogend was dismissed by Toastboy's feeble theory, that the cigarette would be rendered redundant,by the intake of moisture from the inclement weather we are having, but it may have been discarded from a passing vehicle moments earlier, which null and voids that theory.
During my decades on the planet I have never come accross a gold coin on the pavement,or anywhere else for that matter, but I have come accross the odd contraceptive,but never had the urge to pick it up,
but have seen hundreds of cigarette butts, so I rest my case, I think my theory is the most likely.
On that note I bid you all farewell.
posted by Plum Tomato @ 6:56 pm
8 Comments:
Yes I must admit that my condom theory was flawed and the cigarette end is a more likely candidate. Milk would have won if only he had said "a ten bob bit" or "a pound coin" but the ludicrous "a gold coin" was ... IMPOSSIBLE!!!
It WAS possible....just not probable.
At the very very least it was highly improbable.
A gold filling?
It could possibly have been a gold filling, yes.
As I remember what really attracted us to the tink in the first place was the way he crouched to pick up the mystery object. He seemed to have broken glass up his rectum.
Broken glass or more like a ferret?
I wonder what the ferrets name was. Monkeyman, can you enlighten us as to the naming conventions regarding ferrets?
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