Breakfast Butter Famine

I enjoyed the journey to the booty, in side saddle fashion, I also enjoyed browsing around the booty,although I did not make any purchases other than 4kgs of nuts and 5 lardy balls, oh! and 4lbs of Jersey Royals.

I was amused at Toastboy blaming Milk for the horrendous smell in the car on the way to the Breakfast, windows were opening and shutting, while Milk was trying to explain the situation.

I did not join Milk and Toastboy at the serving area, but I observed them from a distance,and from their facial expressions I judged all was not well.

Milk arrived at the table with one tray,which he kindly offered to me,and I accepted.
Shortly after the young lady appeared with the second tray,I then observed Milk opening a butter portion,I then frantically searched the table for my butter,this was noticed by Milk who enquired, what are you looking for?, I replied "the butter" he retorted "You could not have got butter you did not go up that far" I then tried to explain to him that the butter arrived on the first tray,which he snaffled, and the second tray was null and void of any butter.

I brought the butter debacle up because,the previous breakfast I was caught by the butter police with 6 portions on my tray,and now Milk with a meagre one portion for all.

I must say that I enjoyed the breakfast, but that could not be said for Toastboy,who had a disasterous breakfast, "I waited a few weeks for this, and ended up with three bloody hash browns,because there was no choice of any other products,but I ate it all because I was f...ing hungry" he gurned.

I look forward to our next Sunday excursion.