Paul Milk has a sausage bap.
Today's breakfast was super (that's super, not supper). I noticed that everyone had a minature jug of milk on their tray so I could relax. The girl behind the counter however found it perfectly natural that the rolls weren't buttered! How would she react if I demanded that she perform some EPP? Just because I find it to be perfectly natural I have common sense enough to know that she may not. Today I had sausages on the aforementioned unbuttered roll. This seemed to upset Toastboy and the as yet un-named one. Last weeks watery egg put me off the tradional breakfast and I was in no way worried about causing a hoo-haa about 8 items and toast.
posted by Milk @ 5:01 pm
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I admit I was upset, Milk had been boasting that he would make sure he got all 8 items including the toast we had been robbed of the previous two weeks. To then ask for a sausage bap seemed a little weak. I was too scared to ask for the toast and was expecting Milk to stand up for my breakfast rights. The girl's reaction to the unbuttered bap was strange, it was as if she had never heard of bread and butter. I expect she lives on pot noodles, doritos and hashish. Looking at her I imagine she has a squeeky-clean.
I was not at all upset, infact I was not surprised in the slightest,but you must admit we were all geared up for the max 8,
when an f...ing sausage bap came out of the blue, I quite understand toastboy's upsetness!!!!!
I was not at all upset, infact I was not surprised in the slightest,but you must admit we were all geared up for the max 8,
when an f...ing sausage bap came out of the blue, I quite understand toastboy's upsetness!!!!!
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