DIY Bacon Rolls

While I was shopping at Tesco Dingwall, I was suddenly overcome by hunger while passing the bakery section, so I parked up my trolley and headed for the Eatery.

On arrival, there was a slight queue,I took a sharp intake of breath but decided to join it anyway.
I checked to see what was on offer, but was not hungry enough for a full breakfast,
just then a lady approached the counter and began replenishing the bacon and sausage recepticles, I said:excuse me, Do you do bacon rolls?
Yes she said, Oh! great I said, I will have one then, and I moved along and started to pour my tea, she then shouted over to me Do you want Butter or Margarine?, Oh! Margarine please I replied,by this time I arrived at the till and told the operator that I was having a bacon roll,which the other lady was preparing, and she charged me accordingly.

I looked back over the counter to see where my bacon roll was and the lady approached me with a large plate with two small rashers of bacon in the middle, and another large plate with a roll on it , not cut and no butter or margarine on it . What!!!

I went to the table and checked to confirm I was right, yep just a bare old roll,
I rushed up to the cuttlery area and got a knife and butter and returned to the DIY roll, I feared by now that the two bacon rashers would have undergone a severe cooling process, exposed on such a large plate, I quickly cut and buttered the roll and placed the rashers in, and took a bite, Your right, stone cold.

What are the chances of that, I sat back and started to laugh out loud, good old Tesco,at least they are consistent.
I enjoyed the roll and the tea was acceptable.I returned to the shopping thinking to myself, this is worth a blog entry.